The MSUFC Match Preview

 

Match I – John (7) vs. Big Rick (1) “The Battle of the Heavyweights”

This will be the contest with the most lard on display with a combined weight of 32 stone

 

Match II – Russ (8) vs. Justin (2) “Call the Paramedics”

Will either combatant be able to last two rounds without crippling themselves?

 

Match III – Anton (9) vs. Miniii (3) “Mini’s Passport to the Second Round”

Will Anton’s concentration camp experience prove useful? (Remember no gouging, Anton)

 

Match IV – Mark (10)     vs. Piggy (4)      “The Gentleman and the Scoundrel”

The potential for Mark to be seriously injured is high. Don’t give in to Big Pete without a fight!

 

Match V – Marple Phil (11) vs. Matt B (5) “The Big Money is on Bradley”

The biggest weight difference in the first round. Can the accountant wrestle with these figures??

 

Match VI – Neil (12) vs. Shiz (6) “Mr. Nice vs. Mr. Nice”

This looks set to be the least violent contest

 

The Semiiii Finals

 

Winner Match I vs. Winner Match IV

(John or Big Rick vs. Mark or Piggy)

 

Winner Match II vs. Winner V

(Russ or Justin vs. Marple Phil or Matt B)

 

Winner Match III vs. Winner VI

(Anton or Mini vs. Shiz or Neil)

 

 

The Grand Final

 

The two lowest seeded of the three finalists will fight each other to decide who meets the highest seeded wrestler in the Grand Final. Rules to remain the same

 

NOTES:

1) Any combatant can choose and enter the arena to an entrance tune. These tunes remain secret until the big day. Combatants who have an entrance tune have an       next to their name.