|
NAME |
JOB TITLE |
RESPONSIBILITIES |
|
Mark |
Chief Executive |
Co-ordinates with CFMC and DoP. Responsible for guests |
|
Anton |
CFMC |
Responsible for Founding members, Woman’s Officer, Diplomatic Officer and Morale Officer. |
|
Big Pete |
DoP |
Oversees the Security Co-ordinator, Probationary Members and Catering Manager. |
|
Big Rick |
Security Co-ordinator |
Reports to Big Pete, keeps the riff raff out and the guests in a permanent state of fear and responsible for the safety of The Speech 2005. Has no jurisdiction over the Secret Police (Informers and plain clothes agents) |
|
‘Marple’ Phil |
Catering Manager |
Cooks the food. What he says goes. Overall responsibility for food. Can appoint assistants to help. |
|
VACANT |
Diplomatic Officer |
Liaise with all guests in a sympathetic and friendly manner with the aim to avoid any security entanglements |
|
Pete ‘Miniiiii” Hornsby |
Morale Officer |
Starts chants/songs/games. Instrumental in maintaining the spirit of the event. Encourages others to make merriment. |
|
Matt ‘Bradley’ Bradley |
Woman’s Officer |
Make sure they don’t run out of Bailey’s/Bacardi Breezers. Makes sure they don’t get involved in advanced conversations. |
|
Russ ‘Rascle’ Aitken |
DJ Rascle |
Fat bald man behind the turntables playing Jason Donovan, Kylie Minogue and Duran Duran. |
